[Closed] Texas Logic

Sitting together on a train was Biden, a Texan, a little old lady, and a young blonde girl with large breasts.

The train goes into a dark tunnel and a few seconds later there is the sound of a loud slap.. When the train emerges from the tunnel, Biden has a bright red hand print on his cheek. No one speaks.

The old lady thinks:

Biden must have groped the blonde in the dark, and she slapped him.

The blonde girl thinks:

Biden must have tried to grope me in the dark, but missed and fondled the old lady and she slapped him.

Biden thinks:

The Texan must have groped the blonde in the dark. She tried to slap him but missed and got me instead.

The Texan thinks:

I can't wait for another tunnel, so I can slap the shit out of Biden again.